Batman, you came!
Yes, I saw the blue cheese signal up in the sky. Whenever crime calls, I am there. What travesty must we prevent today?
It seems Trader Joe's has discontinued their blue cheese dressing.
None but the worst traitor would destroy a dressing so beloved. What a shame Joe has done this under cover of darkness.
But Batman, if we don't know why they did it, what can be done?
Excellent question, young Robin! You must contact the company and let them know of the evil they are perpetuating! We must all contact the company.
For everyone's sake, right, Batman?